wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
2 hours ago with 71,440 notes
You can sleep while I dream
“Being a nerd just means you’re passionate about something."
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- me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
- me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
2 hours ago with 21,155 notes
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
3 hours ago with 22,944 notes
- Sarah Walker: Hey, I just met you.
- Sarah Walker: And this is crazy.
- Sarah Walker: But here's my number.
- Sarah Walker: So call me maybe and then I can introduce you to a world of spies and assassins, which I happen to be apart of. And then we can go through two and a half years of lies, secret love, heartbreak, and near-death experiences. And then we'll finally have sexy times and get married and dream of a family in my dream house. But then Quinn will ruin our lives when he erases my memo-
- Sarah Walker: -Hey, I just met you.
4 hours ago with 261 notes
- me: *steps into the tardis*
- doctor: go on, say it. people always do
- me: ...
- me: does this have wi-fi
4 hours ago with 64,246 notes
So I made a thing…
This made me weirdly happy-sad.
// “I’m not sure if my guide is 100% impressed with my moves” http://twitpic.com/csh45i
- Jorah: Khaleesi, don't do the thing.
- Dany: I, Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen, the Unburnt Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, did the thing.
4 hours ago with 2,478 notes
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
5 hours ago with 36,656 notes
